Membership Programme · Coming Soon
PAY MONTHLY. ACHIEVE NOTHING.
Membership is set at $12.99 per month. Enrolment is currently in archival preparation and has been marked coming soon by the relevant office.
$12.99
Per month · Membership status: Coming soon
Membership Provisions
Three standing provisions
Each member receives the following, issued on schedule and recorded without consequence.
Daily Inactivity Reminders
A brief notice each morning confirming that no action is required, and that none has been taken.
Monthly Performance Reports
A formal review of the month's output, which is recorded as zero and filed accordingly.
Exclusive Documents
Privileged departmental papers, distributed to members only, that do not reference any activity.
Enrolment opens shortly.
Notice of enrolment will be issued in due course. The office accepts no responsibility for any delay, outcome, or expectation.